Your Age is a Stretch | Funny Wiener Dog Birthday Card #133

This funny 50th birthday card (or whichever age you prefer) features a clever, wrap-around illustration of an extra-long dachshund wearing a party hat. The front of the card reads, "I have been trying to wrap my head around you turning 50..." and the joke completes on the back with the punchline, "...but as you can see, it's quite a stretch!" It is the perfect choice for anyone looking for a humorous milestone birthday card with a unique, interactive design.

Printed on premium white linen textured cardstock, this dachshund birthday card offers a high-quality feel and a clean, minimalist aesthetic. Paired with a rustic kraft paper envelope, it’s an ideal funny dog lover card for a friend, family member, or colleague celebrating the big 5-0 (or another milestone) with a laugh.

Custom Age Variations: This card is available for every major milestone!

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: Select your desired age from dropdown menu before adding to your cart to ensure the perfect fit for the birthday star. If you do not see the preferred age, please select "Other" and enter the age into the text box provided.

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:
• Size: Standard A2 (4.25" x 5.5" folded)
• Paper: Premium white linen texture cardstock for a high-end, textured feel
• Envelope: Includes a matching brown kraft envelope
• Interior: Blank for your own unfiltered message
• Packaging: Shipped in an eco-friendly sleeve with a protective cardstock insert to prevent bending

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧:
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• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday & weather delays and is beyond our control. Thanks for your understanding and not taking it out on us. ;)

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:
• Our cardstock is FSC-certified paper - this means it can sometimes have fibers or dark "pieces" within the paper, and the linen texture imprint can vary (be finer, deeper or fainter) from paper to paper.

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• Original Art: All illustrations and typography are hand-drawn and then digitized, designed by our family shop.
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