Trashy and Stink Anniversary Card | Funny Anniversary Card #081

Honesty is the foundation of any great relationship, right? This hilariously blunt raccoon card is for that special someone who might be a little rough around the edges but is still 100% lovable. Featuring a scrappy little trash panda and a tiny heart, the text reads: "Even though you’re a bit trashy and you stink, I still love you."

It's the ideal choice for an anniversary, a birthday, or just to roast your best friend. If they love raccoons, internet "trash panda" memes, or just have a great sense of humor about their own quirks, this card will be a hit.

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• Size: Standard A2 (4.25" x 5.5" folded)
• Paper: Premium white linen texture cardstock for a high-end, textured feel
• Envelope: Includes a matching brown kraft envelope
• Interior: Blank for your own unfiltered message
• Packaging: Shipped in an eco-friendly sleeve with a protective cardstock insert to prevent bending

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• Our cardstock is FSC-certified paper - this means it can sometimes have fibers or dark "pieces" within the paper, and the linen texture imprint can vary (be finer, deeper or fainter) from paper to paper.

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