{"product_id":"french-fry-thief-135","title":"French Fry Thief | Funny Couple Card #135","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003efunny seagull greeting card\u003c\/b\u003e features a hilarious, minimalist illustration of a seagull flying off with a beak full of fries. The witty text reads, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"152\"\u003e\"If a seagull can steal your french fries and not feel bad about it, so can I.\"\u003c\/b\u003e This card is a perfect choice for anyone with a cheeky sense of humor who isn't afraid to be a little \"salty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePrinted on premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003ewhite linen textured cardstock\u003c\/b\u003e, this \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"56\"\u003ehumorous apology or friendship card\u003c\/b\u003e offers a high-quality feel and a clean, modern aesthetic. Paired with a rustic kraft paper envelope, it’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"200\"\u003eversatile stationery piece\u003c\/b\u003e ideal for late birthday wishes, \"sorry I ate your leftovers\" notes, or just a funny message for a beach lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: Standard A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\" folded)\u003cbr\u003e• Paper: Premium white linen texture cardstock for a high-end, textured feel\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope: Includes a matching brown kraft envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Interior: Blank for your own unfiltered message\u003cbr\u003e• Packaging: Shipped in an eco-friendly sleeve with a protective cardstock insert to prevent bending\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧:\u003cbr\u003eEvery card you buy fuels our family mission. For every card sold, we fund JoyDrop: anonymous, inspiring cards left in our community for a stranger to find. Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no true tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. Thanks for your understanding and not taking it out on us. ;)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:\u003cbr\u003e• Our cardstock is FSC-certified paper - this means it can sometimes have fibers or dark \"pieces\" within the paper, and the linen texture imprint can vary (be finer, deeper or fainter) from paper to paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒 \u0026amp; 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄:\u003cbr\u003eCOPYRIGHT \u0026amp; INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY All designs, text, and \"JoyDrop\" branding are the original work of Dirty Linen Line.\u003cbr\u003e• Original Art: All illustrations and typography are hand-drawn and then digitized, designed by our family shop.\u003cbr\u003e• Protection: Purchase of this card does not transfer reproduction rights.\u003cbr\u003e• Strict Policy: Any unauthorized copying, distribution, or resale of our designs is strictly prohibited.\u003cbr\u003e©DirtyLinenLine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Linen Line","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51361236123943,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/7985\/8215\/files\/CardCovercopy2_129591ad-91c3-413a-9ba6-b39d0dc35a92.jpg?v=1777663526","url":"https:\/\/dirtylinenline.com\/products\/french-fry-thief-135","provider":"Dirty Linen Line","version":"1.0","type":"link"}