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Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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For every card sold, we fund JoyDrop: anonymous, inspiring cards left in our community for a stranger to find. Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. 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Thanks for your understanding and not taking it out on us. ;)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:\u003cbr\u003e• Our cardstock is FSC-certified paper - this means it can sometimes have fibers or dark \"pieces\" within the paper, and the linen texture imprint can vary (be finer, deeper or fainter) from paper to paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒 \u0026amp; 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄:\u003cbr\u003eCOPYRIGHT \u0026amp; INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY All designs, text, and \"JoyDrop\" branding are the original work of Dirty Linen Line.\u003cbr\u003e• Original Art: All illustrations and typography are hand-drawn and then digitized, designed by our family shop.\u003cbr\u003e• Protection: Purchase of this card does not transfer reproduction rights.\u003cbr\u003e• Strict Policy: Any unauthorized copying, distribution, or resale of our designs is strictly prohibited.\u003cbr\u003e©DirtyLinenLine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Linen Line","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51305365078311,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/7985\/8215\/files\/il_fullxfull.7770102817_jx83.jpg?v=1777423500"},{"product_id":"funny-long-distance-relationship-card-37745","title":"Long Distance Relationship Love Card #072","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when distance isn't just a number—it’s a temperature problem. 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Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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For every card sold, we fund JoyDrop: anonymous, inspiring cards left in our community for a stranger to find. Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no true tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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Brighter days are just ahead.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone going through a tough time, a little extra warmth can make all the difference. This hand-drawn encouragement card features a sweet, happy dog splashing through the rain in rainboots with an umbrella, offering a gentle reminder that brighter days are on the horizon. 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For every card sold, we fund JoyDrop: anonymous, inspiring cards left in our community for a stranger to find. Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no true tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. 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This hand-drawn greeting card features an adorable pair of owls snuggled up together on a branch under a cluster of floating hearts. 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For every card sold, we fund JoyDrop: anonymous, inspiring cards left in our community for a stranger to find. Sending love, funding kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠:\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 (𝟏-𝟓 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no true tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. 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