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Your cards are tucked into a protective sleeve with a rigid chipboard insert and shipped via Eco-Friendly Letter Mail.\u003cbr\u003e𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: There is no tracking for standard.\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐊 𝐔𝐏𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 (𝟔+ 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬): FREE. Orders of 6 or more cards are automatically upgraded to Tracked Ground Advantage in a rigid mailer at no extra cost to you!\u003cbr\u003e• 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘: Need it faster? Select Priority Mail at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• If you have any issues with your order (your card arrived damaged or has not arrived within 14 days, please message us first so we can make it right - we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Delivery times November - February have the potential to take a week longer. This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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This is due to Holiday \u0026amp; weather delays and is beyond our control. 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